Da shit that makes me LAUGH!

Yea yea yea it's been a good minute I know. To be honest, I didn't have anything to talk about so why bore any of you. Of course I commented on many of ya'llz thought provoking post. Anywho, in the past couple of days I've come across some things that made me laugh. Either they'll make you laugh also or have you lookin at me like "Damnit, you're an ass!" Either way, here we go.

So, everyday at lunch time me and PG (Pussy Galore: My Fag Hag) take a lil stroll around the city to converse about what's going on in our lives. Personally, I take the opportunity to marvel at the handsome men wondering around the city. She, in turn forces me to accompany her shopping for whatever her heart desires. On Monday we stumbled into a boutique to purchase some panties for her and wallaaaa...

Now lol...I've NEVER seen panties this big! Yes I know there are large women out there but this shit cracked me up! Just to keep things in perspective, PG is about 5'8, 150 lbs (If I'm off PG, don't hit me...she's a Trenton, NJ 'I'll fuck you up' type a chick!) girl. But yo, we BOTH were DYING to see panties this big. Funny thing is when I exclaimed "I didn't know they made those that big!" she responded with "Well, did you think big chicks just walked around free ballin it?" Chicks wit ballz...no comment LoL. But yea, that made me chuckle...n chuckle...n, well ya'll get the point. What made the shit even funnier was when the employee asked us "Are ya'll finding what you need?" I responded "That and so much more!"

**Disclaimer: I don't hate on big people like that, but GOT DAMN! Dem some HUGE Panties!!***

Needless to say, we've (or I...hehe) have devised a plan for a friend of hers for Christmas (I'll update ya'll on that later)

Next, during todays walk I was shocked by this image. I know people are lazy but I mean damn. Conversely, I do applaud Duane Reade for promoting increased consumer spending during this recession that I have chosen NOT to particpate in. I give you pix number two:

In the words of Mr. Jones "Now waaaaiiiiiiiiiiitttttt...." Never in my life have I seen a basket on wheels! This shyt was hilarious to me today. I mean I guess the convenience of it all is kool but damn... Ya gotta love Duane Reade. They said "We want you to shop, and if that means you don't want to carry all your items, just pull that shit behind you. I LOVE IT! Iono.

Well here's a lil light hearted post from me. Nothing serious going on over here but it was time for an update. Everyone be safe!

~Damnit!

Angels, Watching Over ME...

Given everything that's going on around the world and w/in our country, it is often good to sit back and be appreciative for the little things. Over the years I have realized that I am immensely blessed. Life could be so much worse but it's not and sometimes a blessing will come out of no where making me feel like there truely are angels watching over me.

Today was no exception. I woke up today feeling like I needed to go shopping. Not for cloths or food but for some things that my apt has been lacking Now anyone that knows me understands two things: 1) I hate shopping & 2) I am not good at interior decorating. It's just not my fortay. After consulting wit my boy Mr. Jones I narrowed down what I wanted to purchase. As I explained to Jones "Baaaaaaaaaby, I need a list cause when ~Damnits! wallet see's the light of day, his Visa takes a beating!" LoL. All that said, the story really is what happened at checkout.

So here I am after cruising the store n slapping my sticky fingers everytime it grabbed something that wasn't on the coveted list of necessities, I walked towards the register line and this seasoned African American woman. She gave off the aura of a wise aunt as she greated me "Hey young man. How are you?" I responded "Well Imma be depressed once you finish ringing up these items."

Aunt BB&B: Oh no baby don't be depressed. Praise God that you can afford to purchase these things because there are people who can't..."

DMT: That's true.

Aunt BB&B: Do you have a coupon?

DMT: No I don't. I didn't know you could use coupons in here...

Aunt BB&B: Of course you can! Imma find you a coupon baby.

So as she rang up my items to which doing some rough math in my head I estimated that I had easily spent $150, Aunt BB&B managed to not find the bar code on one of my items and decided that she wouldn't charge me for it (Price: $16...questionable judgement but I did my part). Then after ringing up my items, she made it her duity to find me a coupon which gave me 20% off my total purchase price. When it was time to swipe my debit card, the final cost went from $150 to $99 n some change. The register read 'APPROVED' and as she handed me my bags, Aunt BB&B exclaimed "Ok baby there you go. You have a BLESSED day!" to which I responded "Thank you ma'am. You do too." In our 5 minute interaction, she became the Angel that assisted me in staying w/in the budget I had set for todays shopping excursion.

Thanks Aunt BB&B!

~Damnit!

Why don't I have a man...?

- Spinach Salad with hard boiled eggs, tomato's and cucumbers

- Home made mashed potato's sprinkled with some minced garlic & pepper topped with Country Crock butter

- Fresh green beans wit a hint of butter for flavor.

- Tender BBQ Ribs seasoned close to perfection (My momz are slightly better then mine lol)

- *Bonus* Deviled eggs because I love them and just in case I need a late Sunday night football snack!

All of this and it's just me. Imagine if it were you and I...


~Damnit!

Ma Bitch has a First Name!!!

As mentioned in a previous post, after numerous years of Sprint pimpin ya boy ~Damnit!, ya boy having been disgusted with the performance of my old phone, finally purchased a Blackberry. The majority (roughly 85%) of it on Sprints dime. However, much like a parent of an unborn child I had no name for ma bitch (affectionately) until my boy O and I gathered for a brief pow wow and all of a sudden she was named!

O named my Blackberry 'Cran' (Due to her maroon color) and I absolutely LOVED IT! We even gave Cran some characteristics which are as follows:


- She's an old white woman with salt & pepper stringy hair
- She's from money, originally from Europe and moved to the US in 1912; she married a black man in 1923 (*Wink*) and was disowned
- Clearly she likes to get it in cause she has 11 kids!!!
- Well educated and pretty swift on (or off) her feet too lol.


Ironically, Cran shares the same life story as my Great Grandmother. Go figure...

Anway, so everyone when ya see her make sure you call ma bitch by name cause 'Cran' goes HARD! LMAO.

~Damnit!

Over/Under...

I find that the convoluted valuation with regards to the importance of sex and or intimacy w/in the gay lifestyle puzzling. Personally, I just don't understand how some people can mitigate the importance of sex in a relationship or life in general...it boggles the mind. Granted, sex isn't everything, however, it is important and can make or break a relationship.

For many moons (I won't venture to proclaim the number of years I've engaged in this lifestyle) I've conversed with individuals that proudly say that sex is "overrated". A friend and I got into such a discussion on today and I was flabbergasted at the idea that you can have a long term relationship void of intimacy or sex. Intimacy/sex plays a major roll in a partnership and if one party is not 'sexual', where does that leave the other party? Everyone wants to be wanted/desired both mentally and physically. If you want a 'friendship' type of relationship, why not just be friends. Hang out, go to the movies, dinner, etc...and be 'friends', however, to be with me on a lover level, I believe sex is important. I have a friend who was in a long term relationship for a half decade and didn't have that deep bond that would have been garnered thru intimacy because they didn't engage in sex. When they did, it was usually with a third party. The relationship proved to be tasking and ultimately faultered because the individuals didn't have that deep connection. Allow me to retort, great 'friends', failed lovers.

All that said, do you agree with the idea that sex is overrated...? Could you be in a sexless relationship? Just to be clear, my reference to a 'relationship' is in the context of lovers, not 'friends/associates'. Have you ever been in a 'sexless relationship' and how did that experience work for you? I generally don't do solicitation and response post but I await your comments and will go against my self imposed rule and respond after gathering a varying of opinions.

One luv!

~Damnit!

Me...? Bullets

• So it's me? Isn't it always? So I'm told...
• Didn't you know it before...? Was I hiding something? Didn't think I could...
• Difficult, yes. Unapologetic, yes. ~Damnit!, yes. Phony or fickle, no...
• Can be understood with time, yes. Accepted for who I am, rarely...
• Can withdraw in a heartbeat, absolutely!
• Require much from anyone, no. Offer much to everyone, yes!
• Tired, yes.
• Loyal, undoubtedly!
• ICE COLD, yes.
• Will anyone ever be able to melt that which lies w/in me? I can't call it...
• If I allowed one to fill in those empty bullets, what would be said? Would it affect the way I feel?
• Explainations don't matter...
• Facts don't matter...
• For every beginning, there is an end...
• Who am I? O wait, I know...

~Damnit!

Missing you like CRAZY!!!

He doesn't blog, but he know's who he is...