Mini Series II: FLLLYYY ME TO THA MOON...Or NYC

Ok, why in the world would some IDIOT authorize this photo-op fly over in Manhattan. I just don't get it. LoL. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg called the flights "ridiculous and poor judgement" but I could go further. This administration official, this Louis Caldera is a retarded lil twit that should be plucked from his office like the little tick he is. I mean look at the panic his poor decision caused...



Now, for my lil buddy YB&DL who seems to think that I walk lock step with Republicans on everything from abortion to drinking water, this may come as a shock to him. I truely don't think that OB had anything to do with this lil fly over photo-op shit for one reason. He's far too calculating and methodical and this 'mission' was far too sloppy and retarded to be approved by him. Although Sean Hanity alluded that OB was fully aware of the 'mission' (I keep putting that in quotes because it's laughable to call this a 'mission'. You wasted Jet fuel for a picture that could've easily been photo shopped by a 6th grader! Yet I MUST cut MY carbon footprint to stop Global Warming??? Riiiiiiiiiiiight...LoL), I don't agree. There, I said it. LoL.

**UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE**

While watching the evening news, it's reported that the cost of this lil photo-op that unnerved so many here in the NYC metropolitian area was... *Drumroll* $56,508 per hour. LoL amazing!




~Damnit!

Mini Series: He 2 We...

HE

Exudes confidence without uttering a single breathe

Magnificantly made tho not ashamed of the imperfections lurking within his depths

Takes every opportunity to attune himself with ones wants and desires

Is convinced that your happiness ignites his inner fire

Manages to make time for you through impossible odds

Enjoys the company cause with you he doesn't have to prod

Alone is many things, one of the best you've ever seen

Accepts that he is imperfect, but would be better with...

ME

Fiercely loyal for I know his heart is true

Assured, not conceited and he welcomes that through n through

Catering to him appears to be all I want to do

Yet he adores my independence

One of many things he's drawn to

Apparent are my flaws to him, no he is not aloof

For I realized long ago truth is far more attractive than spoof

A man in my own right, successful yes indeed

Still certain I am, that he n me would produce an unsurpassed...

WE

Form a magical unity many have never seen

If life were the Olympics, combined we are a Dream Team

A force to be reckoned with but please don't be deceived

For alone we're a handful, but united we are stronger than anything you could perceive

As sure as the sun rises n sets from east to west

Our bond will remain strong forever at best

We've steadily progressed transgressing he n me

Yes THIS is the story of how He became We

~Damnit!